ORBDR 2023

OUTSIDE OF NEVADA ORBDR 2023

My eyes keep catching the orange glow from the fuel light. It has been on for the last 50 miles. I’m waiting for the unmistakable sound of a dying engine. Like treading water, and you’re beginning to sink. There are no signs of human life or shelter. The road extends beyond my eyesight. The temperature changes with every turn, peak and valley. This is the beginning to a good adventure.

We knew this trip would require more planning than normal. It’s has terrain and temperatures we have not dealt with and long stretches of roads with limited gas stations. We planned on each having a water filtration system and bringing additional water and gas. I had a pit stop worked out with Sisters Moto to get a new set of tires installed. My previous tires would get me to the starting point, but they would not hold up for the actual trail ride back. In addition to the tires I also picked up a Giant Loop water bladder that came in very handy throughout the trip. If you’re in the area and ride motorcycles definitely swing by, it’s one of my favorite shops. 

Most of the ride down to our starting point went fairly smooth. We were able to gas up in the small towns and kept riding tarmac all the way down. Everything was smooth until it wasn’t. The last gas station on our route was shut down and there was nothing we could do but keep moving forward. The previous gas station was further away than our end point.

We  made it to Denio Junction on fumes. We rolled up to the old and lonely gas pump, looked at each other and started laughing. We got lucky, we both knew it and we were stoked. That would have been a very long and cold night if luck wasn’t in our favor. We met an insurance salesman and a hang-glider that night. We ate ramen and chilly and drank some whiskey-courtesy of the salesman. It was a good night.

During breakfast we got warned about drinking the water on trail, there is a lot of cattle in the area so the water is not very clean. The owner also told us stories about; people getting lost, running out of gas, barely making it to the junction and break into tears because they haven’t seen any sign of hope for the past 2 hours. That one hit home a bit, but you know different mindsets. I am on adventure mindset. I don’t welcome dangerous situations, but I am in the headspace to deal with them accordingly. Having to camp on the side of the road because we ran out of gas is not ideal, but I believe we were prepared enough to be ok.

The first day was rough; sand, rocks, dust, heat, locked gates, detours, bypasses, navigation, mosquitos, we got it all. I found the sand to be manageable, but I’m one of the few people who like sand on big bikes - my friend, not so much. It was hot the whole time, we were going through water pretty quick. We were able to find a natural spring about 3/4 of the way. We debated calling it a day and camping on trail or to keep pushing and stay at a state park. We should have called it a day. The park was filled with mosquitos from head to toe and the rest of the day did not get any easier. There was a section of the route that was not opened yet so we had to find a detour. It took us a couple of tries and a few cross-references between Gaia and on-x, but we were able to find a path. Turns out it was a cattle path full of loose rocks. At this point we’re both thinking that we should have called it a day and camped near the spring on the nice flat grass area, but we are here now and this is what we are doing. We pushed through and made it to our mosquito filled campsite. Sometimes you make the right call and sometimes you don’t . That is why we are not fortune tellers.

The rest of the sections went fairly well. We did not attempt any of the expert sections, but we did complete all of the standard sections. Unfortunately it has been a few years since this adventure and I did not document the sections very well, so I’ll talk about the things that stick out.

Obsidian rocks: These things are big, gnarly and sharp. I am very surprised we did not encounter a flat on this trip. Again-luck on our side.

Ruts in sand: I can hang with sand, but deep ruts covered by sand are another thing. The main issue is that in order to maneuver in sand you have to carry some speed, but hitting ruts at speed is not good. I know I went down once or twice, but I had too many close calls, specially for being in such a remote location.

Small towns: On these trips you will go through a lot of small towns, some are awesome and some are not, but the one thing they all have in common is that the people are always great. Christmas Valley stands out as one of the worst meals on these journeys-only second to the city of Detroit OR where I ended barfing my brains out in very hot, very small honey bucket while wearing all of my moto gear. If the BBQ joint gives you a whole chicken when you only paid for half, it’s for a reason, don’t eat it. On the other hand, Sisters coffee in Sisters OR is  

Snacks: Clams in a can! Not my thing, I’m more of a sardine man myself. Having healthy snacks on trail helps out so much. You are basically exercising most of the day, your body needs food with actual nutrients. Junk food will get you through the day, but if you want to stay focused and strong you should also have some healthy snacks to keep you going.

Checklist: If you are like me, you have a ton of projects going and it’s hard to focus unless it is documented and visible. This is a checklist I created on my phone to make sure I didn’t forget anything.

This Checklist is PRE trip:

  • Clean bike

  • Lube chain

  • Check oil

  • Tires logistics or replace now

  • Buy Sun hat, light weight

  • Buy stuffable pillow case

  • Buy Din to usb charger 

  • Pack light waterproof pants and jacket

  • Check tools for tire spoons

  • Chain link press

  • Z-drag

  • Book spot in sisters for lodging 

Checklist post trip:

  • Only bring this for clothes

  • 2 light merino wool long sleeve shirts

  • 2 light loose merino wool bottoms

  • 3 merino wool socks

  • 3 merino wool briefs

  • All loose fitting

  • Light winds breaker rei for mosquitoes 

  • Buy matching wind breaker pants, for mosquitoes

  • Some type of gater for ankles to protect against n mosquitos

  • Loose neck scarf for sun

  • Lots of nitrile gloves

  • Buy bigger mosquito head net, loose fit

  • Buy motorcycle pants with pockets

  • Contact dryspec about  bag rip

  • Sardines in soybean oil  or tuna make great snacks on the road

  • Always have chain lube handy

  • Always have wipes handy, 3 packs minimum

  • Have zipper lube handy

  • One hook only with clip

  • Bring nail clippers

  • Bring multi tool

  • Don’t bring soldering iron, just solder and crimp/slice connectors

  • Buy Zumo when on sale

  • Look into after market shorty levers